No you sick minded Sunday evening Millennial. I’m not talking about Tinder. Get with the times early adopters and cast your eyes on upcoming Tudder and Sniffer.
Still don’t get it? Tudder... the clever minded folks that wanted to embrace the concept of arranged marriages but focus primarily on arranged offspring.... of Cows... Yes, farmers have joined the tech wave and have now got their utters in a twist looking to match their cows with a noble Merrill lynch statue in NYC worthy bull. Relax cow feminists. This app is geared toward cows finding bulls, not geared toward late night boozy swipes and bullish hook ups for the self consciously challenged testosterone injecting bulls...
Tudder: the Tinder for cattle helping cows meet their ideal bull
What’s more? Sniffer and countless other app knock offs trying to serve the never ending trend of life’s iconic best friend... the family dog. And the pursuit of emerging them into every single situation. Vacation, date night out, and all of you would be lying if your dog didn’t at some point find itself joining you in the bathroom... Fear not, now you can virtually indulge in the dog owner society by swiping to find your perfect dog / dog owner match to please your fluffy one with play dates. Juries still out as I see this as quite possibly the best substitute for Tinder for those single desperate dudes out there. Step one: Get a dog and download app... Step two: cut a hole in the box? I have digressed a bit from my main message I wanted to deliver... My main message? If your not swiping yet for some reason or another, like boycotting the tinder born hook up concept, you will I’m sure at some point be swiping regardless... #SwipeLife2019...
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